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WRATatouille

  • Writer: eep
    eep
  • Apr 17, 2019
  • 4 min read

A non-stop thriller about an underdog who takes on the difficult life of a chef working in France at Gusto's. But wait the chef is not who you think. UWU


Thoughts (prolly won't understand but thats a you problem):

Ratatouille is cute

God i luv the los ratoncitos perezes

Gusteau gives ratoncito perez foodgasm

Emile= #1 bro

Why are they different colors if they are brothers (what is daddy/mommy perez hiding)

Where the bitches at?!

THunder makes good mushroom

Ratoncito discovers cooking

Why does dad hate literacy/ture??

Sexual tension between remy and the old lady

Also old woman is really out here with a double barrel shotgun

Emile was an acrobat in a past life

Fuck ton of rats just fell out of the roof

Evacuation plan was tight

Grandma has stellar aim

Remy lacks the upper body strength to be a rower: 15 min 2k

Remy’s hobby is fucking up

REmy straight tripping on that shroom he ate early - why the fat chef is moving

i LOOVEE tiny gusteau ghost

“A cook makes, a thief takes” words eve lives by

“Food always comes to those who love to cook

TItties

Collette should be replaced with ross lynch

Alfredo Linguini is a star

Alfredo linguini is a beautiful blend of Harrison and Etienne

I believe that Remy has a brain tumor because he keeps seeing gusteau ghost

The action shots are breathtaking. Alfredo is foiiiiiiiiiine :) 0_o

PIA, we don't eat rat, NOT A GUSTEAU'S

Remy is a engineer, is he in IED (project lead the way track)

Step stool goals

Soup goals XDDDDD

Collette’s fake ass accent makes me want to crawl inside of myself and die

Eve likes bikes but eloise and pipi hate bikes what is the dealio with the bikes its like some people love to bike. They do races and such, but some don’t even know how. So sad :( why can’t we all just get along. In a world of “snapchat” and “friendster” maybe it’s time we all just get on a bike, and go picnic.

Hot wet, would shower naked with him

Alfredo sounds like ross from friends

Looked it up and Ross is not the voice of Remy

Perky ass, you guess who we’re talking about

Living for the tiny omelette coupled with the regular omelette

Collettes got a hard on for Solene LeClaire, let’s see where that goes

Incredibles Boxers for Alfredo

Nipple tease

Skinny like linguine

Ofc he’s hungry!! He didn’t let him finish is f*cking omelette.

Wait can i control boys using their hair

BLindfolded and kinky

Limber bod

Great attention to detail, bite from remy is visible later on

Get eve a bite of that crepe

Waste of good produce

Sweet moves by both remy and linguini

Collette although the fucking worst is a total babe

Collette has some big balls

I hate feminazis like i get that women are the fucking worst but why do they make them so lame and uncool in movies

Hold the phone is Linguini the son of Gusteau

Linguini may be dumb but he is quick on his feet QUICk

This movie is too good to make fun of. Lots of laughs

Star

M

“Special order” x2

Emile and REmy reunite and it feeelssss so good

Paris babeyyyyyy, my town -eloise

REmy goes after that food like eve when she sees an attractive girl

Emile coco for coco puffs

Nopety Nopety no

Lets get drunk

Title was just mentioned aYAOOOAO

Rat and patootie : Ratpatootie

Trying to get him drunk for the sexy reasons

Unrelated but important Toni wants sex with will

Scared cause i don't want rat to die

-”where you going”

- “with luck, forward”

Mr emilio is hungover

Collette is such a hardworking boss bitch woman

“THats big. THat’s big. (can be inferred that it is about a penis)

Collette's short hair make her lesbian

JUst confessed his love and disturbing secret to COllete and the audience

Penis JHoke AYOOOO, tiny chef means his peen

but they kiss and she loves kiss it

Ego’s office is shaped like a coffin and i think that this is cool and good

GUsto’s is back and everyone loving it

HEad chef has a comb over so he does get a lot of head

motomotto (cycle)

REmny=lost

Rats before hoes

GUsteau didn't know he had a son because he is a two timing hoe; loves to play the field

Ratoncito pranks

STraight up parkour

Most intense chase scene eva

Location: city of love, eloise's town

((i was at the club)) BOTTOMs up linguini

Lit ass home with view

No more frozen food

One of the rats is high key jacked

When blonde man holds up thumb his face resembles the thumb

Says rat like wrawt

“You're slow for someone in the fast lane.” “you are thin for someone who loves food”

The wrawt the cook

Song reference - hit me with your best shot

Shroom high finally went away

Tell them my rat friend is gone WAHHHHHHHH

When he says little chef he is referring to his penis

Me when he pulls out the rat “mon dien”

MOve out of the traffic you trifling hoe bitch the light is green

The dad is so much bigger than him

Rollerblading is his PaasSSION

Itz za peazant dich, hauhau

Dislike ratatouille but love the prep (aesthetically pleasing)

Ratatouille is throwback to childhood

*licking the plate CLEAN

HUH why id you bring out this toque oh wait the fuck a rat oh wait he is chef wowow UWU

Ratatouille shares the main idea about critiquing

DOPE REavIEW from #!1 big boi Ego

Tiny restaurant is fresh af

Berets - an abundance of them

CLosing song really slaps hard


FIN

Eve: i love this movie. it's really good. Takes me back ye old days. Rate 10 toques/ 9

Eloie: a remarkably wild interpretation of an often-botched classic.

Pipi: the it was good remy is agile and he cooks great. His dad is the real star of the movie when he saves the day and makes it what it is but im still ocnfused whether the movie is about the meal or the rat


Rating: 4.5/5 Gusteau's

 
 
 

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