The Perfect Date

A Netflix original starring Noah Centineo and the girl from Austin and Ally and the girl from Riverdale.

Initial Thoughts:

Not realistic at all, who would just give their car and pay a stranger to take their sister on a date.

Noah's character is a jokester.

Celia is the worst. Trying too hard to be angsty. Feminazi. Like Noah's just trying to be nice and get the door for her he isn't trying to be condescending or misogenistic. Why are people so sensitive?

Noah Centineo can really dance. (like snoopy).

Shelby is way hott. As a straight girl i would go gay for her. Instant chemistry between Shelby, Noah (and me).

Celia sounds like a mom thats trying too hard.

Her fake ankle injury was not adorable.

How is the guy with the blue car related to Celia?

Noah is basically an escort.

Love the gay, black sidekick. HUNKY

Noah is a stalker, like he just saw Shelby and he's kinda obsessed.

Natural at tennis.

This isn't funny.

How does he have so many skills: rodeo, tennis, salsa?

He keeps wasting the money he got from the dates on fits for his next date.

Celia is honestly so fucking annoying. Who wrote this character?

How can someone have a crush on a guy named franklin?

Boner for Shelby. Weird.

Noah Centineo is hot enough to branch out from Netflix originals.

Why does Noah love to play on how broke he is, like we get it you are not super rich.

Noah is gay for Franklin.

Who picks vanilla ice cream?

Celia tries so hard to be existential but nothing she say makes sense.

Celia is turned on by brain and we're not talking peen.

Gay guy has gay crush but Murph is awkward.

Noah is a terrible friend. Double booked on Saturday.

Rocks a khaki pant. Also his mom left so thats awkward.

Why did Murph pre-make the sandwich.

I could have guessed in the beginning that Noah and Celia would end up together but I'm not happy about it.

Celia hates cardigan, but Franklin is wearing one and thats why she doesn't like him.

How could Shelby watch the breakup and be like damn let's raw dog.

Toby is the real star.

Wait now Noah's wearing a cardigan so how is Celia going to feel about that.

Moral:

Celia go back to Austin and Ally

Rating:

7/10 boners for shelby