Murder Mystery

You thought #1 was good, fucking cork your asshole cause you’re going to shit yourself when the whole gang gets back together for round 2.

Pias at the zoo

EVE and i just fought

Were good now tho

Men dont know how to shower lmao

Adam sandler is a predator but he can spot a thief from a mile away!!

Fun drinking game: take a shot everytime adam sandler is on the screen

Jimmy is a man

Adam sandler character is way too good for jennifer anniston character sad face: :(

Dental Hygiene is so important -> overarching theme in the movie

I want my funeral to be in the Poconos

NOW YOU GONE AND DONE IT - quote of the movie

Slow start to what I know is going to be an epic movie

Foreshadowing - comment if you spotted all the numerous foreshadowing moments

Evie loves genZ

peanuts=ear plug

Reference to ke$ha TIMBER

peanut in the ear

Okay

Fresh fish is an aphrodisiac

SOMEONE LET ADAM GET TO THE MILE HIGH CLUB

Charles Cavendish is a kind and passionate lover, I can tell

Checklist for boyfriend:

Glutton for social masochism

Cavendish’s ex fiance is sex on legs

Eves the kind of pretty when you dont know which country shes from

With a name like suzi you just know shes a freak in bed His names tobEy and he gaEy gaEy like jeyjehy

Me when the sound doesn’t line up with genZs mouth ;(

Rich people love fedoras like poor people dirt; they both love it

Introducing bestfreind/murder: Grace Ballard (pornstar)

Some do my chin

Say what you will but maharajah more like majorcuteman

Who ist colonel

Soviet chewbabca-name of my sex tape

The bow is a sensual dance

Uh oh uh hoou

Soundtrack made me cry like a little bitchsquealer like who am I a bitchsquealer

Call me lady steve one more time and i will sex you

Great scene alert let me know how you felt about it

Marco polo

Nips get harder with every clank of the cane

Here Cums sss daddddy XDDXXDDXDD 69796969699696

Meditteranean queen - name of my sex tape

BEts on who kill

Eve: ballard

Eloise- tobEy capita e

Were the SPITTZESS

Make uber for boats a thing

Acc scratch that i call dibs on uber for boats trademark

Merriam describes LEECHES as loving to suckle, repulsive

Baby face just got the money

Who dun it

Audrey and mike are my ride of diess

SPOILER ALERT: Wait a sec is this legit murder on the orient cause like eveyone is in on it

Hack - have sex on the boat and let the boat do the owrk

Errbody is dying

Eloise was wrong cause tobEy ded

Now eloise thunk it is colonel

France accent: my town

Made a fucking O with the smoke - fat fuckker broke it #neverforget #neverforgive

Wats his accent

Mr policeman man 187 motherfuc

Phat O in the sky

Ass lookes foine in that skirt

Off the yacht and onto Hotel de Savoi babbyye

Maurice is a bruv and doing a bang up job as the chef of the illustrious Mediterranean queen

I believe that guy who is not speaking english will die during race

Earrings look like blue balls

So the guy racing didn’t die - plot twist

What is sandler eating like is that mochi or melon

Bad back, i can relate

Suite 802 - nae=me of my sex tape

Sergei speaksss

Cute in track suit

“Vik lets have sex” - what pornstar is thinking

So cute when je jumps sss

Girls got to sneeze nvm she just laughing cause he came in like 1 sec

Itititititititititititititititititititititititititititititititititititititititititititi squeeebo tyh

Friend club penguin: @gubbylover

Murter…………

Murter on the boat

Big boat with myrder and th eboat is big a nd rich

Lebrechaunm

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Its charlesssssss he dunnit the japanese claratin exposed him dfhfhhhmmmmhmhmmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmh huhuhuhuhuh

Suuzi ande charles were ocnspiring!!!!! Rthey still in love andf they ddin it together

Picturesque HALLOWeweneeennb

Halloweneen helloween helowin has bad aim tbh

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Cavendish dedo the hunt continues

The movie isnt over but were bored and done so bye smooches

WAIT WAIT WAIT shit got cray and the found out juan carlos and grace did it Heeeheee eve weaz right xoxoxo

Gossip girl :)

Eve: Rate it 2/10 bc no flat backs

Eloise: 12/60 Japanese claratins